Tuesday, September 11, 2007

A few Words...

Dwight Schrute: "Once I'm officially Regional Manager, my first order of business will be to demote Jim Halpert. So I will need a new number two. My ideal choice? Jack Bauer. But he is unavailable. Fictional. And overqualified."


Dwight Schrute: Someone forged medical information, and that's a felony.
Jim Halpert: OK, Whoa, all right 'cause that's a pretty intense accusation. How do you know that they're fake?
Dwight Schrute: [reading from a sheet] Uh, Leprosy, Flesh Eating Bacteria, Hot Dog Fingers, Government Created Killer Nano Robot Infection.

5 comments:

Rachel said...

haha! thanks for the laugh! I love that show! anyway, when are you coming to town?

Anonymous said...

He might be able to beat up Jack bauer. With his words
Mere

jenna said...

I'm so very excited for the new season!!! It is going to be the bomb.com...we miss watching episodes together!! Hope to see you guys soon.

Anonymous said...

that's the greatest thing i've heard all day...Dwight is great! miss you guys!
AP

Posy said...

Good words.